Top Funny shayari | Funny poetry collection
😄 Top 35 Funny Shayari Collection
Get ready to laugh out loud with this hilarious collection of funny shayari! From witty observations about modern life to humorous takes on love and relationships, these shayari will brighten your day and bring a smile to your face. Perfect for sharing with friends and spreading laughter!
📱 Modern Life Humor
Witty takes on contemporary living
1
"Ham aisi shandar tehzeeb chahte hain,
Jahan biwi mobile aur pati khamosh rahe." 😆
Jahan biwi mobile aur pati khamosh rahe." 😆
2
"Dil lagaya tha kisi se, ye galti humse ho gayi,
Ab to har chai mein uska chehra dikhta hai!" ☕😂
Ab to har chai mein uska chehra dikhta hai!" ☕😂
3
"Khuda kare ke exam mein aisa din aaye,
Sawal humein na aaye, jawab teacher ko na aaye!" 📚🤣
Sawal humein na aaye, jawab teacher ko na aaye!" 📚🤣
4
"Naukar bhi chhutti pe gaya,
Ab chai bhi khud banana padta hai!" 😂
Ab chai bhi khud banana padta hai!" 😂
5
"Mohabbat karne wale ne socha kuch aur tha,
Par result Facebook pe aaya kuch aur tha!" 😜
Par result Facebook pe aaya kuch aur tha!" 😜
💕 Love & Relationships
Humorous takes on matters of the heart
6
"Khaali jeb aur bada dil,
Dono sirf filmon mein milte hain." 🎬😂
Dono sirf filmon mein milte hain." 🎬😂
7
"Tum bhi kya yaad rakhoge Akbar ko,
Jab khud selfie lena seekh loge!" 🤳😆
Jab khud selfie lena seekh loge!" 🤳😆
8
"Zindagi ek aisi kahani hai,
Jahan bill end mein hi aata hai." 💸🤣
Jahan bill end mein hi aata hai." 💸🤣
9
"Woh samjhe the dil todne ka asar nahi hoga,
Ab unhe bhi Wi-Fi ka signal nahi milta!" 📶😂
Ab unhe bhi Wi-Fi ka signal nahi milta!" 📶😂
10
"Log kehte hain waqt sab badal deta hai,
Magar meri tankha wahi ki wahi hai!" 💰😅
Magar meri tankha wahi ki wahi hai!" 💰😅
☕ Food & Chai Humor
Laughs over life's simple pleasures
11
"Mohabbat wo bimaari hai,
Jis ka ilaaj sirf chai hai." ☕💞
Jis ka ilaaj sirf chai hai." ☕💞
12
"Waqt se pehle aur naseeb se zyada,
Chai kabhi nahi milti!" 😄
Chai kabhi nahi milti!" 😄
13
"Mardon ka fashion bhi ajeeb hai,
Jeb khaali aur sunglasses mehenga!" 😎💸
Jeb khaali aur sunglasses mehenga!" 😎💸
14
"Kisi ne kaha khush raho,
Maine kaha – salary badhao!" 💵😂
Maine kaha – salary badhao!" 💵😂
15
"Dil ko tasalli dene ko kehta hoon main,
Chalo ab samose khate hain!" 🥟😆
Chalo ab samose khate hain!" 🥟😆
📱 Technology & Social Media
Digital age humor
16
"Khaali dimaag shaitaan ka ghar hota hai,
Is liye main hamesha busy dikhta hoon." 😜
Is liye main hamesha busy dikhta hoon." 😜
17
"Mujhe dekh kar log kehte hain hero lagta hai,
Magar mirror kuch aur sochta hai!" 🪞🤣
Magar mirror kuch aur sochta hai!" 🪞🤣
18
"Mohabbat bhi ajeeb khel hai,
Dil haar jaata hai aur samosa jeet jaata hai!" 😂
Dil haar jaata hai aur samosa jeet jaata hai!" 😂
19
"Shaadi ek aisa rishta hai,
Jahan husband free hota hi nahi!" 😅
Jahan husband free hota hi nahi!" 😅
20
"Mujhe pyar nahi chahiye,
Bas chai aur pakode chahiye!" ☕🥰
Bas chai aur pakode chahiye!" ☕🥰
😄 Friendship & Daily Life
Everyday situations made funny
21
"Usne kaha tum handsome ho,
Maine kaha – main smart bhi hoon!" 😎
Maine kaha – main smart bhi hoon!" 😎
22
"Mujhe politics samajh nahi aati,
Magar politicians sab kuch samajh jaate hain!" 😏
Magar politicians sab kuch samajh jaate hain!" 😏
23
"Tere jaise doston ke saath,
Dushmanon ki zarurat hi nahi!" 😂
Dushmanon ki zarurat hi nahi!" 😂
24
"Dil lagta hai na kaam mein,
Bas khana lagta hai har shaam mein!" 🍛🤣
Bas khana lagta hai har shaam mein!" 🍛🤣
25
"Shaadi ke baad aadmi serious ho jaata hai,
Jaise mobile silent mode pe chala gaya ho!" 📱😆
Jaise mobile silent mode pe chala gaya ho!" 📱😆
💰 Money & Career Humor
Office life and financial fun
26
"Mujhe love story nahi likhni,
Mujhe salary slip chahiye!" 💸😂
Mujhe salary slip chahiye!" 💸😂
27
"Mohabbat mein bewafai mili,
Magar Wi-Fi free mil gaya!" 📶😜
Magar Wi-Fi free mil gaya!" 📶😜
28
"Zamana badal gaya hai,
Ab bachche bhi password maangte hain!" 🔒🤣
Ab bachche bhi password maangte hain!" 🔒🤣
29
"Mujhe kisi ne poocha – khushi kya hai?
Maine kaha – salary aur Sunday ek saath!" 😂
Maine kaha – salary aur Sunday ek saath!" 😂
30
"Dost wo nahi jo time de,
Dost wo hai jo treat de!" 🍕😄
Dost wo hai jo treat de!" 🍕😄
😂 Final Laughs
Closing with more humor
31
"Pehle log akhbar padhte the,
Ab log akhbaar ban jaate hain!" 🗞️😂
Ab log akhbaar ban jaate hain!" 🗞️😂
32
"Mohabbat to sab karte hain,
Par recharge ka paisa kaun deta hai?" 💰😅
Par recharge ka paisa kaun deta hai?" 💰😅
33
"Tere bina zindagi adhoori nahi,
Bas boring lagti hai." 😴
Bas boring lagti hai." 😴
34
"Facebook pe dosti aur mohabbat,
Dono network issue ki tarah hain." 📶🤣
Dono network issue ki tarah hain." 📶🤣
35
"Jo log gym jaate hain,
Wo sirf mirror ke liye mehnat karte hain!" 🪞😂
Wo sirf mirror ke liye mehnat karte hain!" 🪞😂
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